C Staff Minor and Friends

In a closed Facebook message we were challenged to find a different outcome for the Scenario in the “Bar”. Several posts were offered with 32,00+ shares. The following was my outcome. 

The scenario at the “Bar” is described below the asterisks.

Lots of fun for those of us who love and pretend to understand the magic and complexities of  Music ­čÄ╝!

Had C been sharp enough to choose his closed group a half step up in considering the fifth they decided to indulge in, everyone would have been higher class: no A rests would have been necessary, no minors come in to play, the flat progression augmented without
note and the proprietor could have up scaled to a double bar finish.

C, E-flat, and G go into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, but we don’t serve minors.” So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished, and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. D comes in and heads for the bathroom, saying, “Excuse me; I’ll just be a second.” Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and says, “Get out! You’re the seventh minor I’ve found in this bar tonight.” E-flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, “You’re looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major development.” Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit and everything else, and is au natural. Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he’s under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correctional facility. #gettothecounterpoint #tuesdayhumor

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